goldenclitoris: *gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters* Get ready for some all night entertainment (via thisyearsgirls)

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via thisyearsgirls)

stop-drop-and-eat:

 
thedorkylesbian:

Kristen’s like: “Hide the gay, hide the gay, don’t look, hide the gay…”
funnybrunette: do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you likeĀ  "hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast (via boobookittyfluff)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

likeĀ 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via boobookittyfluff)

humqn: is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;) (Source: indulge-e, via boobookittyfluff)

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

(Source: indulge-e, via boobookittyfluff)